&nbsp; JOHN ANDREW COUCH<br />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;COPYWRITER
  • work
    • Google
    • Xbox
    • Ubisoft
    • WD_Black
    • Coca-Cola
    • King Oscar
    • The Depressed Magician
    • Milk Bone
    • Omaha Steaks
    • Etsy
  • definitely not work
    • Little Tweaks
    • Misremembered Quotes
  • about
  • resume
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These ads just needed a little extra something...

Old el Paso

Let's be honest -- those tacos were doomed from the jump.
*ALL tacos were harmed in the making of this ad.

Microsoft AI

The future seems promising...
*Contrary to popular belief, Abraham Lincoln was not an android.

National Rifle Association

These new NRA ads are a bit too on the nose.
​*Guns don't kill people... wait, yep, of course they do.

chanel No.5

A lot of folks criticized this Chanel No.5 commercial for being wooden, vapid, and cringe-inducing. So I spruced it up with some more emotion.
*Brad has cheered up since the filming of this commercial.


More on the way... I apologize in advance.

919.200.5466
​jacouch5@gmail.com
Stay hungry.
  • work
    • Google
    • Xbox
    • Ubisoft
    • WD_Black
    • Coca-Cola
    • King Oscar
    • The Depressed Magician
    • Milk Bone
    • Omaha Steaks
    • Etsy
  • definitely not work
    • Little Tweaks
    • Misremembered Quotes
  • about
  • resume